Sarnatzky As An Adorably Heady Ibis (Not!) Slips On Bananas****’ Peel

Gerard Sarnat

 

Ross*, Shawn** reports, “once told me, half seriously, that he didn’t want to know what any writer thought.” A sound principle, I’d say, bettered only by the specific command that Ross gave an assistant: “Never leave me alone with poets.”

—Anthony Lane, The Battling Memoirs of The New Yorker, 19 May 25

*Founding editor in 1925, **second editor at New Yorker

 

You’re particularly in our brain

plus more unable not to share

what Gerardo groks in there

 

when I relax post productive

day by toking yum soaring

Sativa-dominated T.H.C.:

 

One thumb just put into

cerebral cortex’s corner

easy-as-pie (or perhaps

 

Ma’s bread pudding?)

goop pull out always

feels plummy to me

 

but often ends up

striking others as

bad boy’s poetic

 

garbage oy dross

oughta been left

on editor Ross’

 

Dress For Less

cutting room

florid floor

 

Little Jack

Horner’s

catcher

 

and rye

all that

shit***

 

***“When J.D. Salinger needed to find the office Coke machine (there wasn’t one), I was the girl he asked. When Woody Allen**** got off the elevator on the wrong floor—about every other time—I was the girl who steered him up two floors where he needed to be,” ibid.